(There is also a scene where a woman aggressively flirts with Derek in a way that makes him uncomfortable.)- There are brief mentions of homophobic comments made towards Stiles.- This fic is set post-3b and includes some elements from season 4 (such as the character of Malia Tate, although her relationship with Stiles is a different one to the one seen in canon) and vaguely references others (Kate). They're having family night, so he can't get away.""It's 1 am. They're probably not even halfway through Aladdin yet and Scott and his mom always stay awake until after The Lion King because you can't miss The Lion King. "Well, do you want to know what I found out about Samorog or not? That should loosen you up a little."Derek narrows his eyes and takes a step forward, the corners of his mouth lifting in a small smirk when Stiles gulps and takes a step back."Hey! Derek, not willing to give even an inch, just rolls his eyes as Stiles shoots him a betrayed look and shakes the pain out of his hand. "Ow, ow, ow," Stiles moans, rubbing the back of his head.
But even though it draws on elements from spoilers about season 4, it's AU after 3b. "Feels like you've done it more often." "I haven't even been in your house more than five times," Derek says. I have better things to do than to listen to you talk about nothing."Stiles sighs. Derek sighs and pulls Stiles' hand away, cupping the back of his head to feel the extent of the injury. Stiles is scarily adamant about the sheriff not being involved in 'supernatural shenanigans' - as he puts it - any more than absolutely necessary.
"Let me stop you right there, Stiles, before you lie to my face.
Again," he adds, running a hand over his face before using it to hide a yawn.
Obviously it's all Derek's fault for being so damn suspicious - at least that's Stiles opinion and the reason why he gives Derek a taste of his own medicine when he invites him over for family dinner at his dad's request. Okay, so I wrote this in early June as a birthday present for Addy.
Only then Derek turns the tables on Stiles and before Stiles knows it, they're fake dating for reasons of revenge, one-upmanship and the preservation of Stiles' relationship with his dad. And then never got around to writing the epilogue until recently.
But sometimes, it can be very hard to just leave the culprit without any form of retribution.
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