Jewish cards about dating
Happy and sad lifecycle moments, Jewish holidays and other occasions all have Jewish greetings attached.
Here are some traditional Hebrew or Yiddish responses and their meanings—and a virtual pat on the back. The most common Jewish greeting is Shalom, a Hebrew word which means hello, goodbye and peace.
If you are a man, best to just write, “I want a beautiful Shabbos table.” Nothing else. As a guy, please do not say you are looking for somebody who you are attracted to. I have seen that on many women’s’ profiles and nobody is offended by that. Either that or they think that playing basketball once a week is a body type. You can see David in the 'Israel Comedy Experience' and his other one-man stand-up shows every week, at Jerusalem's Off The Wall Comedy Theater.
Most women write they want “a man with his head on his shoulders.” “Somebody with his feet on the ground.” “Somebody who plays with a full deck of cards.” I suggest you shorten this and let people know that you are looking for people who have a body that is connected and don’t cheat at the casino. Say, “I am looking for a beautiful Shabbos table.” If you are a woman, you can say you are looking for a tall, dark, handsome man, who strikes your fancy. This is where you list stuff that you haven’t done in thirty years. When filling out your body type, write “athletic.” This is what most Jews do, because single Jewish people are all a bunch of liars. David has appeared on “Beep,” Israel ’s comedy network, Tzchok Me Avodah, starred on Jerusalem Ha Dashot, and has been hailed by the tough Israeli media as a “rising star” who possesses “Seinfeldian charm” when he takes to the stage.
They will forget about your picture, your religious affiliation, your huge ego, and the fact you cheat when you play war with kids. Kilimnick’s universal humor takes you on a “tour of funny” through the Holy Land.
Again, if you are a guy, safest to say, “Beautiful Shabbos table.” That is all you have to say. In his one-man Stand-up shows dedicated to the Olim (the creator and performer of The Aliyah Monologues, Find Me A Wife, Uncle 'D', Frum From Birth (Religiouos Manifesto and more), the rabbi turned comedian brings you on the emotional journey of the immigrant.
It should read: I am a Talmid Chacham, a Torah scholar. I eat kosher but don’t trust any kosher organizations. You don’t want to miss out on the love of your life because of a Chihuahua.
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